Evabody wuz sleepin', dey wuz sleepin' real guud.

 

We hunged up our stockins and hoped like de heck

Dat ol' Sanna Claus; he be brangin' our check.

 

All o' de fambily wuz layin' in dey bed

While ripple an' thunderbird danced tru dey head.

 

I passed ou in de flo, rite nex to my maw;

When I heard such a fuss, I thunk, "It muss be de law!!"

 

I looked out de bars, what covered me doe;

Spectin' da sherriff wif a warrant fo sho

 

And what did I see; I said, "Law look at dat!!"

Dere wuz a huge wattamelon pulled by giant warf rats!

 

Now ober de years, Sanna Claus, he be white;

But looks like us brothas gots us a Black Sanna dis nite.

 

Fasser das a polees car, my home boy he came;

he whupped on dem warf rats and called em by name!

 

On Leroy on Lonzo and on Willie Lee;

On Sapphire, on Cheniqua; dey wuz a site to see!

 

As he landed dat wattamelon out dere on da skreet,

I knowed it wuz fo sho da damnedest site I ebber did see

 

He didn't go down da chimbley; he picked da lock on my doe;

An' I sez to myself, "Shit! He done done dis befoe!!"

 

He had dis big bag full o' prezents I spect;

Wif Air Jordans an fake gold to ware roun' my neck.

 

But he lef no guud prezents, jus started stealin' my shit

Got my drugs, got my guns, even got my burgler kit!

 

Wif my stuf in da bag, out da winnow he flewed

I wudda tried to catch him, but he stole my knife too!

 

He jumped on dat wattamelon and whipped out a switch

He wuz gone in a seccon, dat son of a bitch.

 

Next yeah, I beez hopin' annotha Sanna we git

Cuz dis here Sanna, jus' ain't werf a shit!!