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You know you've been playing Runescape too long when...
- You change your social security number to match your attack, defense, and strength skills, and it fits.
- Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER!" down the freeway.
- You get a system message saying "You have been standing in this spot for five years, please move to another area!"
- You get a system message saying "Welcome to your (mining/fishing/cooking/crafting) spot."
- When someone doesn't seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.
- Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
- You see a man named Andrew and you bow down and worship him.
- You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.
- You begin referring to authority figures as admins.
- There's a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.
- You don't need the online map...for anything...ever.
- You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.
- The server takes ten minutes loading your character.
- You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.
- You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.
- You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.
- You wonder what your "age" is.
- Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body.
- You are at McDonald's and ask when the net burger respawn is.
- You are at McDonald's and you fight just to talk to the attendant.
- You brag about having played xxx amount of hours.
- Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"
- You ask your friend in real life if he wants to go pk in the wilderness after school.
- You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's character for Halloween.
- The ass grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.
- You don't just have an ass groove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.
- You ask a priest in real life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.
- You hear an announcement in school and you say, "I just saw a system message!"
- You try to rearrange the periodic table to include mithril, adamantite, and runite.
- Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the skynetweb.com server.
- Somebody dies and you say "What did he/she lose?"
- A police officer arrests you for assaulting three innocent men and you say, "I was just training!"
- You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.
- You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop five dollars!"
- You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the item bankers are.
- You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman Halloween costume for the extra armor point.
- The theme of your new wardrobe is pale green.
- You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it.
- You consider a mithril car instead.
- You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie."
- Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you ask him, "Level twenty-one or level thirty-six?"
- You try to deposit pizza in your bank account.
- You try to buy a pickaxe from your co-worker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is.
- You keep bumping into people because you think you'll just pass through them.
- You have this urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.
- You go to the store to buy some beer and try to figure out which one will boost your stats.
- You need flour so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.
- You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.
- When in school, you write your Runescape name instead of your real name on your homework.
- When you can truthfully say, "Full rune armor? Yeah, I can make that."
- When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.
- When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.
- When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.
- You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got for it.
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