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- "I merely wanted to get close to the temple, not inside. I only wanted to climb the steps and maybe get a peek at the
sacred object." ~Chris Farley as Harou from Beverly Hills Ninja
- "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." ~Vigo the Conquerer from The Ghostbusters
- "Basically the Catholic philosophy is if it feels good, stop." ~Adam Ferrara from Comedy Central Presents Adam Ferrara
- "I want you in the worst way, which is standing up in a hammock." ~Louis Ramey from Comedy Central Presents Louis Ramey
- (Responding to "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.") "I'm not honest, but you're interesting." ~Daniel Tosh from Comedy
Central Presents Daniel Tosh
- "I want pancakes. Yo quiero pancakes. Je veux des crêpes. Click click bloody click PANCAKES!" ~Stewie Griffin from Family
Guy
- "Harry? The clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon just started ticking." ~Will Patton as Charles Chapple from Armageddon
- "This is our world now, the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the bar, we exist without nationality,
skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet
we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker and this is my manifesto. You may
stop me, but you can't stop us all." ~The Conscience of a Hacker by Lloyd Blankenship (Read by a police officer in Hackers)
- "If you want, I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite." ~Dale Gribble
(From King of the Hill)
- "Well, if it weren't for handcuffs and your father, you wouldn't even be here." ~Francine Smith (From American Dad)
- "Fee fye foe fum, what beanstalk did you fall from?" ~Damon Wayans as Major Payne from Major Payne
- "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" ~Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy 7
- "^$#&! Good for nothing, fat &$#$^@!" ~Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy 7
- "This is gonna be a big splash! Hold onto your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" ~Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy 7
- "Just polishing the ol' torpedo sir?" ~Brad Stepanak from Down Periscope
- "Mama said they was my magic shoes. Mama said they'd take me anywhere. 'Course Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose
and call me a retard..." ~Monty from Waiting
- "But if you're going to war over religion, now you're just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary
friend." ~Richard Jeni
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