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- You type like an angry priest. ~Melissa G.
- Art is just interpretive dance on paper. ~Melissa Golden
- I think people with friends should name gummy bears after them and bite their heads off. ~Melissa Golden
- If you were an indian captured by the conquistadors and they asked you where the gold was, I don't think it would be a
good idea to say "I swallowed it, so sue me!" ~Ashley Couch
- F.U.C.K. - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. ~Pamela Scott
- Three is number A. ~Jack Ferguson
- Compassion is like a ghost that haunts your mind. ~Chris C. Powell
- Squirrels hoard their nuts. ~Lori Gwinn
- There's only one thing that'll decide how much you make, your skills and your education level. ~Jack Ferguson
- Shit happens, and then you flush it. ~Bryan Cornett
- Hey, he has pretty writing.~Jami Skinner
- Special benefits of the president during office...he gets to bang your mom.~Tyler wells
- You guys quiet down, how am I supposed to read the paper with it that loud in here?~Mr. Black
- If it gets too cold in here...frankly I don't care.~Mr. Black
- Dude, I saw a girl that looked just like you walking into Hot Topic, only she didn't have a beard and she had boobs.~Ryan
Kingery
- If I had balls, now would be a great time to scratch them. ~Carrie B.
- It's monday...actually it's Tuesday, but it's the same thing. ~Julie Lewis
- That always confuses people sometimes. ~Julie Lewis
- Whoa, I hear noise and you've been directly directed. ~Pamela Scott
- It's busted? Nothing in this shop is busted. Fletcher's in jail, he's busted. It's broken. ~Alan Cameron
- It's much nicer in a bed than on a table. ~R. Walker
- Last Christmas I got a sweater, a pair of socks and a piece of ass. All three of them were two sizes too big. ~Alan Cameron
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