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- Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
- Yo mama's so big, they had to pain a strip down hor back to see if she was walking or rolling.
- Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
- Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
- Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.
- Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket because helicopters kept landing on her back.
- Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n' Slide.
- Yo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher.
- Yo mama's so big, when you climb ontop of her your ears pop.
- Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
- Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, he face got burnt from re-rentry.
- Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
- Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
- Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most."
- Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out
to the runway.
- Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings.
- Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
- Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
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