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- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tanktop.
- Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say, "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
- Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
- Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
- Yo mama's chest is so hairy, it's growing all the way down to her dick.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved and disappeared.
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