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- Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes drawers once every 10,000 miles.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then opened her blouse.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
- Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
- Yo mama's so nasty, when she does splits she sticks to the floor.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her crotch that says, "Crabs: All U Can Eat."
- Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
- Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon strings as a bungee cord.
- Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house and said, "what's for dinner?" Yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her
legs and said, "Crabs!"
- Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house and said, "what's for dinner?" Yo mama put her foot on the table and said,
"Corn!"
- Yo mama's so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her crotch that says, "Warning: May cause death."
- Yo mama's so nasty, the call her Norelco, Home of the triple head.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
- Yo mama's so nasty, her nipples give sour milk.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
- Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
- Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
- Yo mama's so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
- Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the computer and got a virus.
- Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her and passed out.
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