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Yo mama's so stank
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  • Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
  • Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
  • Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of running.
  • Yo mama's so stank, when you were being born the doctor wore an oxygen mask.
  • Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deoderant in confused and her Secret told on her.
  • Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard call for backup.
  • Yo mama's so stank, she made Ban come off strike.
  • Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walked by her asking, "How much for the shrimp platter?"
  • Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get seasick.
  • Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sandbox and a cat buried her.
  • Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
  • Yo mama's so stank, everytime she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
  • Yo mama's so stank, her shit is glad to escape.
  • Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaq, she don't fake the funk.
  • Yo mama's so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
  • Yo mama's so stank, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
  • Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
  • Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.