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- Stick your palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
- Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the
adjacent stall.
- Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily noise.
- Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
- Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
- Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,
"Whoa! Easy boy!"
- Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope inthe the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.
- Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
- Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your buttcheeks.
- Say, "Damn, this water is cold."
- Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
- Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
- Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy, don't fall asleep on me!"
- Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
- Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
- Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
- Say, "Now how did that get there?"
- Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters."
- Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
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